Wheatus

Lyrics

This is a story 'bout a friend of mine
He is abnormally intelligent
He could bust a fatty rhyme
Even when he got up in the blunt
But that all changed when the girl who he lives with came to town
He let her take him away from me and so I had to ask him how

That's when he said,
“She takes advantage of me!
She takes advantage of me!
She takes advantage of me!
She takes advantage of me!
She takes advantage of me!
She even knows when I pee”!
I think eventually she'll make a meal out of me

Because her love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without
Her love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without
One of these days, I swear I'm gonna get out
‘Til then your love is a mutt from hell that a can't live without, oh

That’s why I’m talking to you now

Sarah lives with Bradley now
I guess that is how she wants her shit
He needed a place to stay, so it's of mutual benefit
And I stopped by on my way to Pomona yesterday
She sat down and spilled her guts to me
That's when I thought she would tell me she's gay

Instead she said,
“He takes advantage of me!
He takes advantage of me!
He takes advantage of me!
He takes advantage of me!
He takes advantage of me!
He even knows when I pee!”
I think eventually he'll make a meal outta me

Because his love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without
His love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without
One of these days, I swear I'm gonna get out
‘Til then your love is a mutt from hell that a can't live without, oh

Talkin' to
That's why I'm talkin' to
That's why I'm talkin' to
That's why I'm talkin' to

Talkin' to
That's why I'm talkin' to
That's why I'm talkin' to
That's why I'm talkin' talkin’ talkin’ to you now

Because your love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without
Your love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without
One of these days, I swear I'm gonna get out
‘Til then your love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without, oh

That's why I'm talkin' to you now
That's why I'm talkin' to you now
That's why I'm talkin' to you now
That's why I'm talkin' to you now