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PLEASE NOTE: There are still worldwide shipping delays that are out of our control.  We appreciate your patience.  If you have a time sensitive order, please message matthew@wheatus.com first to discuss options.

Interested in a special personalized shout-out from Brendan B Brown?  Have a friend or family member you want to wish a happy birthday, anniversary, graduation, etc?  Check us out on Cameo.

Clothing

Baby Blue Sparkle Tee - Youth Medium ONLY
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  • Baby Blue Sparkle Tee - Youth Medium ONLY

Baby Blue Sparkle Tee - Youth Medium ONLY

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This vintage design was thought to be lost for years... and then we found a stack of them in the attic. Only available in a Youth Medium size, this is perfect for a kid, small adult, or a very confident larger adult. And you should be confident. You look amazing. Never to be re-printed & available at an impossibly low, everything must go price. Last chance to look fabulous!

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"Teenage DirtBud" T-Shirt
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"Teenage DirtBud" T-Shirt

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3/4 sleeve tee featuring official Wheatus mascot Buddy

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Black "Dirtbag" T-Shirt
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Black "Dirtbag" T-Shirt

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Unisex cut. Declare yourself a Dirtbag for life. It's okay if you aren't a teenager any more... neither are we.

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Green "W" T-Shirt
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Green "W" T-Shirt

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A blueish-greenish tee with the big graffiti "W" on it. Look more closely and you'll see that "W" is made from the word "Wheatus" typed over and over again. There's levels to it, see.

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Grey Zip-Up Hoodie
  • Grey Zip-Up Hoodie
  • Grey Zip-Up Hoodie

Grey Zip-Up Hoodie

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A premium & super comfy zip-up grey hoodie. The front features the Wheatus logo in white, just over your heart (where it belongs), and the back features the big graffiti "W" in white.

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"Boybands Ruined My Life" T-Shirt
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"Boybands Ruined My Life" T-Shirt

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As featured in the lego music video for "Only You." Don't worry. The boybands can't hurt you anymore.

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Pink "Dirtbag" T-Shirt
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  • Pink "Dirtbag" T-Shirt

Pink "Dirtbag" T-Shirt

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Women's cut. Declare yourself a Dirtbag for life. It's okay if you aren't a teenager any more... neither are we. The back features the Wheatus logo just above your butt... so we're sorry if people stare.

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"Valentine" T-Shirt
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"Valentine" T-Shirt

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Artwork taken from the band's sixth album The Valentine LP. Don't worry, he won't hurt you.

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Accessories

"Dirtbag For Life" can koozie
  • "Dirtbag For Life" can koozie

"Dirtbag For Life" can koozie

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Displays your Dirtbag For Life status while keeping your drink cold. Or hot? It's your drink... whatever you need.

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"Popsicle" Limited Edition 1.5" Enamel Pin
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"Popsicle" Limited Edition 1.5" Enamel Pin

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Strictly limited edition of 200! Each pin is uniquely numbered on the back. Yum.

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Bandana
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Bandana

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Yellow base with blue ink, specially designed to be worn any number of ways while still keeping our debut album vibes intact. Ideal for both dogs and their humans.

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Vinyl

Hand Over Your Loved Ones: 'Natural' White LP
  • Hand Over Your Loved Ones: 'Natural' White LP

Hand Over Your Loved Ones: 'Natural' White LP

Includes a download of the album Hand Over Your Loved Ones
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Available for the first time on vinyl! Limited to 400 copies on 'natural' off-white vinyl.

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The Valentine LP: Vinyl
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The Valentine LP: Vinyl

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Pop, Songs & Death: The Lightning & Jupiter EPs: Double Vinyl
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Pop, Songs & Death: The Lightning & Jupiter EPs: Double Vinyl

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BMX Bandits 7": White Vinyl Single
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BMX Bandits 7": White Vinyl Single

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B-side features Teenage Dirtbag [Live from Mashed Postudios]

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The London Sun 7": Black Vinyl Single
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The London Sun 7": Black Vinyl Single

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B-side features The Song That I Wrote When You Dissed Me (Live in Rehearsal)

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Lost Mixes: Limited Edition PINK 7" Vinyl
  • Lost Mixes: Limited Edition PINK 7" Vinyl
  • Lost Mixes: Limited Edition PINK 7" Vinyl
  • Lost Mixes: Limited Edition PINK 7" Vinyl
  • Lost Mixes: Limited Edition PINK 7" Vinyl
  • Lost Mixes: Limited Edition PINK 7" Vinyl
  • Lost Mixes: Limited Edition PINK 7" Vinyl

Lost Mixes: Limited Edition PINK 7" Vinyl

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Pressed in a limited, hand-numbered run of only 100 copies on pink 7" vinyl. 45RPM playback for maximum audio fidelity.

Two lost mixes from the "Hand Over Your Loved Ones" sessions, made in the summer of 2002. These were done by Brendan on a quadrophonic Neve console... they didn't make the cut as the final album was mixed by someone else, and were temporarily lost to the ages. After being recently rediscovered, we thought they sounded so fresh that you just needed to hear for yourself. Dig in.

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CDs

The Valentine LP: CD
  • The Valentine LP: CD

The Valentine LP: CD

Includes a download of the album The Valentine LP
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Pop, Songs & Death: The Lightning & Jupiter EPs: Double CD
  • Pop, Songs & Death: The Lightning & Jupiter EPs: Double CD

Pop, Songs & Death: The Lightning & Jupiter EPs: Double CD

Includes a download of the album Pop, Songs & Death: The Lightning & Jupiter EPs
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Too Soon Monsoon: CD
  • Too Soon Monsoon: CD

Too Soon Monsoon: CD

Includes a download of the album Too Soon Monsoon
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Hand Over Your Loved Ones: CD
  • Hand Over Your Loved Ones: CD

Hand Over Your Loved Ones: CD

Includes a download of the album Hand Over Your Loved Ones
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$12.00

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