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New & Highly Limited!

"Dirtbag For Life" - Limited Edition T-Shirt

$30.00

The song Teenage Dirtbag is twenty years old. It is all grown up and no longer a teenager. Are you also entering adulthood? Reassure your friends and family that this changes nothing with our new "Dirtbag For Life" shirt, and smoothly transition into a new era of dirtbag pride.

We will be taking orders for this design until September 1st, 2020, and will only print to order. After that date these will no longer be available. So don't wait, ya hear?

Your purchase includes a free download of the new Teenage Dirtbag 2020 / Mope single, released August 15th. You will receive a download via e-mail on the release date.

Clothing

"Teenage DirtBud" T-Shirt

$25.00

3/4 sleeve tee featuring official Wheatus mascot Buddy

Green "W" T-Shirt

$15.00

A green tee with the big graffiti "W" on it. Look more closely and you'll see that "W" is made from the word "Wheatus" typed over and over again. There's levels to it, see.

Grey Zip-Up Hoodie

$25.00

A premium & super comfy zip-up grey hoodie. The front features the Wheatus logo in white, just over your heart (where it belongs), and the back features the big graffiti "W" in white.

"Boybands Ruined My Life" T-Shirt

$15.00 Save 33.33%!

$10.00

As featured in the lego music video for "Only You." Don't worry. The boybands can't hurt you anymore.

Black "Dirtbag" T-Shirt

$15.00

Unisex cut. Declare yourself a Dirtbag for life. It's okay if you aren't a teenager any more... neither are we. The back features the Wheatus logo just above your butt... so we're sorry if people stare.

Pink "Dirtbag" T-Shirt

$15.00

Women's cut. Declare yourself a Dirtbag for life. It's okay if you aren't a teenager any more... neither are we. The back features the Wheatus logo just above your butt... so we're sorry if people stare.

"Valentine" T-Shirt

$15.00

Artwork taken from the band's sixth album The Valentine LP. Don't worry, he won't hurt you.

Posters

"Wheatus Returns to South Africa" Signed & Numbered Poster

$30.00

A very special poster commemorating the band's return to South Africa in April 2019, designed by Cape Town based artist Anja Venter (https://www.nannaventer.co.za). These were meant to be sold exclusively at two festivals played, but when one of them was called off early due to rain, we had some extras. From a limited run of only 65 copies, each one of these is hand-numbered and signed by the artist & the band. Printed on heavy-duty A3 paper, suitable for framing. EXTREMELY LIMITED QUANTITIES AVAILABLE!

Vinyl

Hand Over Your Loved Ones: 'Natural' White LP

$20.00

Available for the first time on vinyl! Limited to 400 copies on 'natural' off-white vinyl.

The Valentine LP: Vinyl

$15.00

Your purchase includes a free immediate download of the album!

Pop, Songs & Death: The Lightning & Jupiter EPs: Double Vinyl

$20.00

Your purchase includes a free immediate download of the album!

BMX Bandits 7": White Vinyl Single

$7.00

B-side features Teenage Dirtbag [Live from Mashed Postudios]

The London Sun 7": Black Vinyl Single

$7.00

B-side features The Song That I Wrote When You Dissed Me (Live in Rehearsal)

Lost Mixes: Limited Edition PINK 7" Vinyl

$20.00 Save 25.0%!

$15.00

Pressed in a limited, hand-numbered run of only 100 copies on pink 7" vinyl. 45RPM playback for maximum audio fidelity.

Two lost mixes from the "Hand Over Your Loved Ones" sessions, made in the summer of 2002. These were done by Brendan on a quadrophonic Neve console... they didn't make the cut as the final album was mixed by someone else, and were temporarily lost to the ages. After being recently rediscovered, we thought they sounded so fresh that you just needed to hear for yourself. Dig in.