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Wheatus Decoupage Turntable

Wheatus, in collaboration with StuckonDecoupage, is proud to offer you a chance to purchase this AUTOGRAPHED Limited Edition decoupage turntable, featuring custom artwork designed exclusively for this release.

There will ONLY be 100 of these turntables created and each one will be autographed by Brendan B. Brown, Gui Fuentes, Matthew Milligan, Joey Slater, Gabrielle Sterbenz, and Brandon Ticer.

Every turntable is hand decoupaged and coated in a high gloss finish. Each one will be a true "one of a kind" piece. This is a preorder and the turntables will ship in approximately 6-8 weeks.

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Wheatus “Teenage Dirtbag” Skateboard Deck

Celebrate one of the most iconic alt‑rock anthems of the 2000s with the official Wheatus “Teenage Dirtbag” Skateboard Deck. Designed in collaboration with the band, this deck brings the spirit of the song to life through bold, full‑graphic artwork printed on premium 7‑ply maple. Whether you grew up blasting the track in your headphones or discovered it during its viral resurgence, this deck captures the nostalgia, attitude, and outsider energy that made “Teenage Dirtbag” a generational classic.

Built for both skating and display, the deck delivers pro‑quality construction with crisp pop, durable ply, and artwork that stands out on any wall. Perfect for fans, collectors, and skaters who want a piece of music history that hits as hard as the song itself.

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