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PLEASE NOTE: Due to COVID-19, some items that typically ship from NYC might instead ship from our UK office.  We are doing this at no extra charge to customers, but orders might take longer than usual to fulfill.  We can not guarantee any delivery dates at this time.  Thank you for your understanding & support during this tough time.

Interested in a special personalized shout-out from Brendan B Brown?  Have a friend or family member you want to wish a happy birthday, anniversary, graduation, etc?  Check us out on Cameo.

Clothing

"Teenage DirtBud" T-Shirt
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"Teenage DirtBud" T-Shirt

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3/4 sleeve tee featuring official Wheatus mascot Buddy

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Green "W" T-Shirt
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Green "W" T-Shirt

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A green tee with the big graffiti "W" on it. Look more closely and you'll see that "W" is made from the word "Wheatus" typed over and over again. There's levels to it, see.

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Grey Zip-Up Hoodie
  • Grey Zip-Up Hoodie
  • Grey Zip-Up Hoodie

Grey Zip-Up Hoodie

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A premium & super comfy zip-up grey hoodie. The front features the Wheatus logo in white, just over your heart (where it belongs), and the back features the big graffiti "W" in white.

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"Boybands Ruined My Life" T-Shirt
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"Boybands Ruined My Life" T-Shirt

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$10.00

As featured in the lego music video for "Only You." Don't worry. The boybands can't hurt you anymore.

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Black "Dirtbag" T-Shirt
  • Black "Dirtbag" T-Shirt
  • Black "Dirtbag" T-Shirt

Black "Dirtbag" T-Shirt

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$15.00

Unisex cut. Declare yourself a Dirtbag for life. It's okay if you aren't a teenager any more... neither are we. The back features the Wheatus logo just above your butt... so we're sorry if people stare.

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Pink "Dirtbag" T-Shirt
  • Pink "Dirtbag" T-Shirt
  • Pink "Dirtbag" T-Shirt

Pink "Dirtbag" T-Shirt

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Women's cut. Declare yourself a Dirtbag for life. It's okay if you aren't a teenager any more... neither are we. The back features the Wheatus logo just above your butt... so we're sorry if people stare.

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"Valentine" T-Shirt
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"Valentine" T-Shirt

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Artwork taken from the band's sixth album The Valentine LP. Don't worry, he won't hurt you.

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"Dirtbag For Life" - Limited Edition T-Shirt
  • "Dirtbag For Life" - Limited Edition T-Shirt

"Dirtbag For Life" - Limited Edition T-Shirt

Includes a download of Teenage Dirtbag 2020 / Mope - FREE w/ T-SHIRT

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$30.00

The song Teenage Dirtbag is twenty years old. It is all grown up and no longer a teenager. Are you also entering adulthood? Reassure your friends and family that this changes nothing with our new "Dirtbag For Life" shirt, and smoothly transition into a new era of dirtbag pride.

This is our final "overrun" stock. At most, a couple of each size remain. Last call!

Your purchase includes a free download of the new Teenage Dirtbag 2020 / Mope single.

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Posters

"Wheatus Returns to South Africa" Signed & Numbered Poster
  • "Wheatus Returns to South Africa" Signed & Numbered Poster

"Wheatus Returns to South Africa" Signed & Numbered Poster

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A very special poster commemorating the band's return to South Africa in April 2019, designed by Cape Town based artist Anja Venter (https://www.nannaventer.co.za). These were meant to be sold exclusively at two festivals played, but when one of them was called off early due to rain, we had some extras. From a limited run of only 65 copies, each one of these is hand-numbered and signed by the artist & the band. Printed on heavy-duty A3 paper, suitable for framing. EXTREMELY LIMITED QUANTITIES AVAILABLE!

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Vinyl

Hand Over Your Loved Ones: 'Natural' White LP
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Hand Over Your Loved Ones: 'Natural' White LP

Includes a download of the album Hand Over Your Loved Ones
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Available for the first time on vinyl! Limited to 400 copies on 'natural' off-white vinyl.

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The Valentine LP: Vinyl
  • The Valentine LP: Vinyl

The Valentine LP: Vinyl

Includes a download of the album The Valentine LP
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$15.00

Your purchase includes a free immediate download of the album!

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Pop, Songs & Death: The Lightning & Jupiter EPs: Double Vinyl
  • Pop, Songs & Death: The Lightning & Jupiter EPs: Double Vinyl

Pop, Songs & Death: The Lightning & Jupiter EPs: Double Vinyl

Includes a download of the album Pop, Songs & Death: The Lightning & Jupiter EPs
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$20.00

Your purchase includes a free immediate download of the album!

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BMX Bandits 7": White Vinyl Single
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BMX Bandits 7": White Vinyl Single

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$7.00

B-side features Teenage Dirtbag [Live from Mashed Postudios]

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The London Sun 7": Black Vinyl Single
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The London Sun 7": Black Vinyl Single

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B-side features The Song That I Wrote When You Dissed Me (Live in Rehearsal)

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Lost Mixes: Limited Edition PINK 7" Vinyl
  • Lost Mixes: Limited Edition PINK 7" Vinyl
  • Lost Mixes: Limited Edition PINK 7" Vinyl
  • Lost Mixes: Limited Edition PINK 7" Vinyl
  • Lost Mixes: Limited Edition PINK 7" Vinyl
  • Lost Mixes: Limited Edition PINK 7" Vinyl
  • Lost Mixes: Limited Edition PINK 7" Vinyl

Lost Mixes: Limited Edition PINK 7" Vinyl

Includes a download of Lost Mixes
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$20.00

Pressed in a limited, hand-numbered run of only 100 copies on pink 7" vinyl. 45RPM playback for maximum audio fidelity.

Two lost mixes from the "Hand Over Your Loved Ones" sessions, made in the summer of 2002. These were done by Brendan on a quadrophonic Neve console... they didn't make the cut as the final album was mixed by someone else, and were temporarily lost to the ages. After being recently rediscovered, we thought they sounded so fresh that you just needed to hear for yourself. Dig in.

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CDs

The Valentine LP: CD
  • The Valentine LP: CD

The Valentine LP: CD

Includes a download of the album The Valentine LP
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$12.00

Your purchase includes a free immediate download of the album!

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Pop, Songs & Death: The Lightning & Jupiter EPs: Double CD
  • Pop, Songs & Death: The Lightning & Jupiter EPs: Double CD

Pop, Songs & Death: The Lightning & Jupiter EPs: Double CD

Includes a download of the album Pop, Songs & Death: The Lightning & Jupiter EPs
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$15.00

Your purchase includes a free immediate download of the album!

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Too Soon Monsoon: CD
  • Too Soon Monsoon: CD

Too Soon Monsoon: CD

Includes a download of the album Too Soon Monsoon
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$12.00

Your purchase includes a free immediate download of the album!

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Hand Over Your Loved Ones: CD
  • Hand Over Your Loved Ones: CD

Hand Over Your Loved Ones: CD

Includes a download of the album Hand Over Your Loved Ones
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$12.00

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