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Posters

Wheatus 2022 Limited Edition Art Print

$50.00

Designed by nationally recognized graphic artist Brian Methe (www.bmethe.com) to commemorate the year where everyone looked back & celebrated their "Teenage Dirtbag" era. 18" x 24" screen printed posters, part of a limited run of 50, signed & numbered by the artist, as well as all six members of Wheatus. We have VERY few remaining so don't

Clothing

"College" Maroon Tee

$25.00

Are you a past, present or future college kid? It doesn't matter because this will still look great on you. Brand new design for 2022 with very limited quantities currently available!

"Wheatus" Blue Logo Tee

$25.00

The logo you've seen before, but now on a fresh & clean baby blue tee! Total game-changer! New design for 2022 with VERY limited quantities currently in stock.

Black "Dirtbag" T-Shirt

$25.00

Unisex cut. Declare yourself a Dirtbag for life. It's okay if you aren't a teenager any more... neither are we.

"Teenage DirtBud" T-Shirt

$25.00 Save 40.0%!

$15.00

3/4 sleeve tee featuring official Wheatus mascot Buddy

Green "W" T-Shirt

$15.00 Save 33.33%!

$10.00

A blueish-greenish tee with the big graffiti "W" on it. Look more closely and you'll see that "W" is made from the word "Wheatus" typed over and over again. There's levels to it, see.

"Valentine" T-Shirt

$15.00 Save 33.33%!

$10.00

Artwork taken from the band's sixth album The Valentine LP. Don't worry, he won't hurt you.

Grey Zip-Up Hoodie

$30.00

A premium & super comfy zip-up grey hoodie. The front features the Wheatus logo in white, just over your heart (where it belongs), and the back features the big graffiti "W" in white.

Pink "Dirtbag" T-Shirt

Not available

Women's cut. Declare yourself a Dirtbag for life. It's okay if you aren't a teenager any more... neither are we. The back features the Wheatus logo just above your butt... so we're sorry if people stare.

CDs

The Valentine LP: CD

$12.00 Save 58.33%!

$5.00

Your purchase includes a free immediate download of the album!

Pop, Songs & Death: The Lightning & Jupiter EPs: Double CD

$15.00 Save 66.67%!

$5.00

Your purchase includes a free immediate download of the album!

Too Soon Monsoon: CD

$12.00 Save 58.33%!

$5.00

Your purchase includes a free immediate download of the album!

Hand Over Your Loved Ones: CD

$12.00 Save 58.33%!

$5.00

Your purchase includes a free immediate download of the album!

Accessories

"Dirtbag For Life" can koozie

$5.00

Displays your Dirtbag For Life status while keeping your drink cold. Or hot? It's your drink... whatever you need.

"Popsicle" Limited Edition 1.5" Enamel Pin

Out of stock

Strictly limited edition of 200! Each pin is uniquely numbered on the back. Yum.

Bandana

$10.00

Yellow base with blue ink, specially designed to be worn any number of ways while still keeping our debut album vibes intact. Ideal for both dogs and their humans.

Vinyl

Hand Over Your Loved Ones: 'Natural' White LP

$25.00

Available for the first time on vinyl! Limited to 400 copies on 'natural' off-white vinyl.

Pop, Songs & Death: The Lightning & Jupiter EPs: Double Vinyl

$25.00

Your purchase includes a free immediate download of the album!

The Valentine LP: Vinyl

$25.00

Your purchase includes a free immediate download of the album!

Lost Mixes: Limited Edition PINK 7" Vinyl

Out of stock

Pressed in a limited, hand-numbered run of only 100 copies on pink 7" vinyl. 45RPM playback for maximum audio fidelity.

Two lost mixes from the "Hand Over Your Loved Ones" sessions, made in the summer of 2002. These were done by Brendan on a quadrophonic Neve console... they didn't make the cut as the final album was mixed by someone else, and were temporarily lost to the ages. After being recently rediscovered, we thought they sounded so fresh that you just needed to hear for yourself. Dig in.