Wheatus

Lyrics

You, you think yer such a bad ass 
You think yer such a rough neck
But I saw you outside eating truffles with yer mom on the patio
I think it's really sad though
And tell yer girl ta quit buggin' me
'Cause I saw her outside suckin' dick 
In the bathroom of the bus of the Iron Maiden cover band

When your pencil neck breaks, when your bird chest caves in 
I'm gonna win
When your pencil neck breaks, when your bird chest caves in  
I'm gonna win

Me, I'm just another gringo
A bitter jalapeño
But I gets more mantequilla in a week
Than your bitch ass gets in a lifetime
You're steppin' on a land mine
You’re gonna shoot yer eye out 
I'm thinkin' what in the Sam Ham Hill 
Is goin' on wit yer moms in the clogs and the skirt, 
Wouldn't fuck 'er for my country with a flag on her face and a stolen dick

When your pencil neck breaks, when your bird chest caves in
I'm gonna win
When your pencil neck breaks, when your bird chest caves in  
I'm gonna win
When your pencil neck breaks 
When your bird chest caves in...

You, you think yer still a bad ass
You think yer still a rough neck
Well let's take this outside